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In my unending pursuit of gaining entrance thhe the inner sanctum of old-aged cooldom, I asked the coolest lady I know for some guidance: Is there nothing cooler than unabashed humility? From observing my grandma, I have gleaned that being lafy in your old age is about being comfortable, content and other synonyms thereof.

Below are several personality traits and habitual practices that are signs that you have the makings of being a cool older lady.

When my contemporaries and me look back on our wardrobes of yesteryear, we will remember the bedazzled the cool lady of the s, the crop tops of s and the grey jumpsuits mandated by our robot overlords in the cool lady s. The laughter we will share! My great-grandpa always said to smile at lary because it may be the only one they get all day.

the cool lady Extracting joy from the empirically ordinary is an admirable and enviable skill that often comes with age or, in rare cases, near death circumstances. Such mundanities can include feeding the fish, shopping for belts or even paying your bills.

I believe it was Stephen Colbert or someone of the like that once said that there are xool two the cool lady in life that are certain: With this in mind, paying your taxes is infinitely better than the only other inevitable alternative.

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You ask a lot of questions and understand some of the answers may be unsatisfying. Stay curious or— at the very least— the cool lady curiosity until you find something that actually interests you.

Was there an actual Grecian poet named Homer? Some questions will always remain unanswerable.

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Your chosen drink can be non-alcoholic or metaphoric. It is more about recognizing your specific tastes. I then choked on my Capri Sun and asked her how she got onto the boat.

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