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You know your partner's smells so well that putting your nose to the armpit of their favorite hoodie and taking a big whiff or a light sniff is not really that gross.

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Except for the few times when it's very, very gross; like, "how does a human even make this smell?! You sing to your pets. It's the best.

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You inspect each other's weird hairs and moles and other bodily growths. If you've ever checked your partner's butt for hemorrhoids, you might be in a LTR. You also might need some space and your partner should probably go to thingz actual doctor.

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You've tried on each other's clothes. I have boobs!

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You text each other from opposite sides of the room. And by "literally," I mean "literally all the time.

Like, legit baby talk. It's so awkward.

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I wish his friends could see. Their conversations were like this names obviously changed: She also got engaged to some other dude a crazy things couples do after they broke up and is now on her ro marriage.

My boyfriend and I often communicate in robot sounds when alone, mostly 'beeps' and 'boops. While most couples will talk in baby voices, my boyfriend and I talk in accents about 90 percent of the time we're crazy things couples do with couplea.

Mostly Southern, but sometimes we'll branch out into Boston accents or British accents.

No matter the accent, I know it's weird AF. God bless America! We inspect each others' uniforms and make sure each other's boots are super shiny.

LOL, military love. This weekend he got me a little pendant that fits behind my dog tags. We sing a lot.

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Both popular songs with the lyrics changed to be about our relationship and just weird tuneless ditties about what we're doing. We have a fantasy pet pig and have spent hours brainstorming the perfect name for. first mff threesome

crazy things couples do We refer to each other like we're talking about someone else, like, 'Did you hear that I love my call girls gloucester We were friends for years before we even started dating, so we have legiterally my new word been farting and pooping in front of each other long before we fell in love and got married.

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We'll have epic fart wars in bed and ceazy I scream at him because his farts are lethal, he whispers in my ear, 'Shhh, let it happen' as I retort with an even louder fart. All the while, the dog's face crazy things couples do priceless. What weird things do you and your SF do that would make anyone else think you're lunatics?

And occasionally involves poop discussions. But once you become content and comfortable with your partner, these boundaries example tinder profile were once heavily enforced slowly begin to crumble. In fact, it sometimes even becomes a competition between the crazy things couples do of you where the winner takes all the glory. You keep each other up to date about your bowel movements, emphasizing consistency and difficulty.